This character can be found at The Hub and Waystation. As is obvious based on their name, this character is an amateur. When engaged in dialog they will poorly attempt to intimidate you, threatening to "take off your toes" and "eat your heart" among other things. If you ask to hire them they'll act surprised, regain their composure, and demand 700 Cats in exchange. Because "Chumps are free, not me!"

Their stats and equipment are identical to the normal Sword for hire. Has a Fearful personality.